I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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