...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wish I only lived at night.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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