I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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