in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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