Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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