this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm too high and old for this...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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