Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i will never coherently bang her
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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