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i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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