I'm laying in your front yard are you home
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I understand Curling. That high.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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