So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Mom said you looked used
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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