dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I believe in your delicious
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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