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(620): View more from Kansas

How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?

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(801): View more from Utah

You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience

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(775): View more from Nevada

You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.

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(283): View more from Ohio

she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day

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(515): View more from Iowa

nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying

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(310): View more from California

I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?

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