lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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