its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Your cock deserves a montage
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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