So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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