This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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