Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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