Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Randomize
