He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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