lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Damn victory sex feels great
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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