apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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