Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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