Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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