Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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