I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Randomize
