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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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