it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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