I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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