Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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