I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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