tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
