What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
