Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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