quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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