Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
