Duck Duck Cougar?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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