Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I am naked and annoyed.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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