you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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