I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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