last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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