just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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