i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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