Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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