Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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