The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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