this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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