i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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