Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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