The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
