is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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