i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
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