We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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