belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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